no joke. true story

[zak]

Sometimes I forget to make a shopping list.

Last time, I forgot the lettuce.

Only reason I turned around and went back to the store for some lettuce, was a man I passed on the sidewalk.

he was pushing a wheelbarrow FULL of leafy lettuce.

what?

Cosmic unconsciousness anyone?

shrimp?

Plate of shrimp?

[dookiex]

or, more on, shudjalikeit..
"prawnography" used to be the shizz-nit, but seems relegated to the u-tube, etc. funny stuff there.

[dookiex]

I remember the snow.
Snow's great. the sledding runs get laid in early. Yay Olympics! killer whales get so excited they kill their "trainers". get ready for snow east coast.
and what do the pretty neoprene-clad ladies of seaworld say about it? nothing ill,. for sure.
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